Alex Cyberion Entering the portal - Unisex Hoodie
Regular price
$96.00
Sale price$61.00
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Oh boy, let me introduce you to the Alex Cyberion hoodie, a.k.a. the ultimate fashion statement for all the tech-savvy and dimension-hopping individuals out there. This hoodie is so cozy, it's like getting a warm hug from a cybernetic unicorn. Seriously, you won't believe how soft and comfortable it is.
Made from a magical blend of 70% polyester, 27% cotton, and 3% elastane, this hoodie is as versatile as Alex Cyberion himself. Whether you're traveling through dimensions or just lounging on your couch, this hoodie has got you covered. Literally.
Now, let's talk about the fabric weight. It's a very precise 8.85 oz/yd² (300 g/m²), but hey, don't worry if it varies by 5%. We all know that fashion is all about embracing imperfections, right? Plus, the outside feels like soft cotton, so you can pretend you're wearing a cloud while strutting your stuff.
But wait, there's more! Inside, there's a brushed fleece fabric that will make you feel like you're snuggling with a cuddly robotic kitten. And if that's not enough, the double-lined hood is a design marvel. It's like having two hoods for the price of one! Talk about innovation.
Oh, and did I mention it's a unisex style? That's right, it doesn't matter if you're an intergalactic hero or a cybernetic villain, this hoodie is for everyone. Plus, it comes with drawstrings because, let's be honest, you need something to fiddle with while pondering the mysteries of the universe.
Now, here's a fun fact: the overlock seams on this hoodie are so impeccable that they were handcrafted by expert hackers in Mexico using components sourced from Poland and Mexico. It's like a global conspiracy of comfort and style.
And if you're in the EU, don't worry, they didn't forget about you. The blank product components were sourced from China and Poland. They really went the extra mile to make this hoodie a true international sensation.
So, if you want to rock a hoodie that's softer than a baby bunny's fur and more fashionable than a virtual reality fashion show, then the Alex Cyberion hoodie is the one for you. It's a journey through dimensions and a fashion statement all wrapped into one. Trust me, you won't regret it.
Made from a magical blend of 70% polyester, 27% cotton, and 3% elastane, this hoodie is as versatile as Alex Cyberion himself. Whether you're traveling through dimensions or just lounging on your couch, this hoodie has got you covered. Literally.
Now, let's talk about the fabric weight. It's a very precise 8.85 oz/yd² (300 g/m²), but hey, don't worry if it varies by 5%. We all know that fashion is all about embracing imperfections, right? Plus, the outside feels like soft cotton, so you can pretend you're wearing a cloud while strutting your stuff.
But wait, there's more! Inside, there's a brushed fleece fabric that will make you feel like you're snuggling with a cuddly robotic kitten. And if that's not enough, the double-lined hood is a design marvel. It's like having two hoods for the price of one! Talk about innovation.
Oh, and did I mention it's a unisex style? That's right, it doesn't matter if you're an intergalactic hero or a cybernetic villain, this hoodie is for everyone. Plus, it comes with drawstrings because, let's be honest, you need something to fiddle with while pondering the mysteries of the universe.
Now, here's a fun fact: the overlock seams on this hoodie are so impeccable that they were handcrafted by expert hackers in Mexico using components sourced from Poland and Mexico. It's like a global conspiracy of comfort and style.
And if you're in the EU, don't worry, they didn't forget about you. The blank product components were sourced from China and Poland. They really went the extra mile to make this hoodie a true international sensation.
So, if you want to rock a hoodie that's softer than a baby bunny's fur and more fashionable than a virtual reality fashion show, then the Alex Cyberion hoodie is the one for you. It's a journey through dimensions and a fashion statement all wrapped into one. Trust me, you won't regret it.
Size guide
| CHEST (inches) | WAIST (inches) | HIPS (inches) | |
| XS | 34 ⅝ | 26 ¾ | 37 |
| S | 36 ¼ | 28 ⅜ | 38 ⅝ |
| M | 37 ¾ | 29 ⅞ | 40 ⅛ |
| L | 41 | 33 ⅛ | 43 ¼ |
| XL | 44 ⅛ | 36 ¼ | 46 ½ |
| 2XL | 47 ¼ | 39 ⅜ | 49 ⅝ |
| 3XL | 50 ⅜ | 42 ½ | 52 ¾ |
| CHEST (cm) | WAIST (cm) | HIPS (cm) | |
| XS | 88 | 68 | 94 |
| S | 92 | 72 | 98 |
| M | 96 | 76 | 102 |
| L | 104 | 84 | 110 |
| XL | 112 | 92 | 118 |
| 2XL | 120 | 100 | 126 |
| 3XL | 128 | 108 | 134 |
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